I Like To Read The Bible In

I Would Start A Revolution, But I Just Bought A Hammock.

I Understand Tea Partyers' Anger With The System, But They Are In Way Over Their Heads And Often Racially Motivated, And I Can't Be Part Of That.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

I Think If They Put A Laugh Track On 'intervention,' It Would Be Funny.

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.