Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '