And God Said 'let There Be Satan,

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.