If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe,

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.