American Couples Have Gone To Such Lengths

People Are So Busy Dreaming The American Dream, Fantasizing About What They Could Be Or Have A Right To Be, That They're All Asleep At The Switch. Consequently We Are Living In The Age Of Human Error.

Showing Up At School Already Able To Read Is Like Showing Up At The Undertaker's Already Embalmed: People Start Worrying About Being Put Out Of Their Jobs.

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

I Don't Mind Being Regarded As Perverted And Unnatural, But I Would Die If People Thought I Was A Democrat.

Southerners Are So Devoted To Genealogy That We See A Family Tree Under Every Bush.