All The Flower Children Were As Alike

To Escape Jury Duty In England, Wear A Bowler Hat And Carry A Copy Of The Daily Telegraph.

No Brilliance Is Needed In The Law. Nothing But Common Sense, And Relatively Clean Finger Nails.

We Don't Know Much About The Human Conscience, Except That It Is Soluble In Alcohol.

No Power On Earth, However, Can Abolish The Merciless Class Distinction Between Those Who Are Physically Desirable And The Lonely, Pallid, Spotted, Silent, Unfancied Majority.

A War Against Terrorism Is An Impracticable Conception If It Means Fighting Terrorism With Terrorism.