No Power On Earth, However, Can Abolish

I Knew Nothing About Farce Until I Read Puce A L'oreille, And Had No Idea What A Deadly Serious Business It Is.

We Don't Know Much About The Human Conscience, Except That It Is Soluble In Alcohol.

I Suppose True Sexual Equality Will Come When A General Called Anthea Is Found Having An Unwise Lunch With A Young, Unreliable Model From Spain.

Writing About The Indignities Of Old Age: The Daunting Stairway To The Restaurant Restroom, The Benefits Of A Wheelchair In Airports And Its Disadvantages At Cocktail Parties, Giving The User What He Described As A Child's-eye View Of The Party And A Crotch-level View Of The Guests. Dying Is A Matter Of Slapstick And Pratfalls. The Aging Process Is Not Gradual Or Gentle. It Rushes Up, Pushes You Over And Runs Off Laughing. No One Should Grow Old Who Isn't Ready To Appear Ridiculous.

Marriage Is Like Pleading Guilty To An Indefinite Sentence. Without Parole.