All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.