It's What You Do That Counts And

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!