All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.