A Friend Is Somebody Who Says The

Any Time You Get Two People In A Room Who Disagree About Anything, The Time Of Day, There Is A Scene To Be Written. That's What I Look For.

When I Feel That Something I'm Writing Is Going Well, Everything In My Life Is Good And The Things In My Life That Aren't Good Are Completely Manageable. If It's Not Going Well, Miss America Could Be Standing There In A Swimsuit Handing Me A Nobel Price And I Wouldn't Be Happy About It

Never Argue With A Drunk Or A Fool.

Toby Zeigler: There's Literally No One In The World I Don't Hate Right Now.

I Love Writing. I'm Not Particularly Comfortable In The Actual World - I'm Much More Comfortable On The Page. So If I Could Have A Life Where I Could Just Slip The Pages Under The Door And Somebody Would Slip Me A Meal Back, Then That Would Be Perfect For Me.