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I Got Into Dialogue Because My Parents Began Taking Me To See Plays From When I Was Very Young. Too Young, Often, To Understand The Play I Was Watching: Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf When I Was Nine Years Old; That Championship Season When I Was Ten Years Old. But I Loved The Sound Of Dialogue; It Sounded Like Music To Me And I Wanted To Imitate That Sound.

You Know, One Of The Things I Like About This World, Or At Least I Like About The Way We're Presenting This World, Is These Issues Are Terribly Complicated - Not Nearly As Black And White As We're Led To Believe.

The First Step In Solving Any Problem Is Recognizing There Is One - America Is Not The Greatest Country In The World Anymore.

It Was Hard Saying Goodbye To The Character And Harder Saying Goodbye To The Actor. When Rumours Started Going Around That Rob Lowe Might Be Leaving I Got An Email From Josh Malina Asking If I'd Be Interested In An Actor Who Was Cheaper And Not As Good Looking. I Wrote Back, "always", And That Was That.

We Lead The World In Only 3 Categories: Number Of Incarcerated Citizens Per Capita, Number Of Adults Who Believe Angels Are Real, And Defense Spending, Where We Spend More Than The Next 26 Countries Combined, 25 Of Whom Are Allies. Now None Of This Is The Fault Of 20 Year Old College Student, But You Nonetheless Are Without A Doubt A Member Of The Worst Period Generation Period Ever Period, So When You Ask What Makes Us The Greatest Country In The World I Don't Know What The F...k You're Talking About.