Toby Zeigler: There's Literally No One In

Never Argue With A Drunk Or A Fool.

Certainly, Last Year We Did An Episode About The Census And Sampling Versus A Direct Statistic. You Just Said The Word 'census', And People Fall Asleep.

People Don't Live Their Lives In A Series Of Scenes That Form A Dramatic Narrative, They Don't Speak In Dialogue, They're Not Lit By A Cinematographer Or Scored By A Composer. The Properties Of Real Life And The Properties Of Drama Have Almost Nothing To Do With Each Other. The Difference Between Writing About Reporters And Being A Reporter Is The Same As The Difference Between Drawing A Building And Building A Building.

The First Step In Solving Any Problem Is Recognizing There Is One - America Is Not The Greatest Country In The World Anymore.

Just To Clarify The Division Of Labor On The Show, I Write The Show And Alan [poul] Does Everything Else.