List Of Puppy Quotes

The Censure Of A Dog Is Something No Man Can Stand.

Sometimes You’re Just The Sweetest Thing. Like Christmas, Summer Vacation, And A Brand-new Puppy Rolled Into One.

Why Are You Constantly Escorting Me Places?” I Say. “isn’t There A Depraved Activity You’re Supposed To Be Taking Part In? Kicking Puppies Or Spying On Girls While They Change, Or Something?

You Can Always Get Sympathy By Using The Word Small. With Little Industries You Feel As You Do About A Little Puppy.

I Love Scripts About Relationships, And I Love To See Puppy Love Evolving Into This Mature Love And Communication.

If A Picture Wasn't Going Very Well, I'd Put A Puppy In It.

When You Feel Lousy, Puppy Therapy Is Indicated.

Bringing Children Into It Was Just Low, I Decided. At Least Heʹd Left Puppies Out.

You Ever Wonder If Adam And Eve Were Just The Puppies God Dumped Because They Wouldn't House-train?

I Felt Rather Exhausted, And Wondered, Rather Shocked At My Callous Thought, Why Old People Were Sometimes Such A Strain. Worse Than Young Children Or Puppies Because One Had To Be Polite.

Drown Thyself? Drown Cats And Blind Puppies.

Security Is A Thumb And A Blanket. Happiness Is A Warm Puppy.