List Of Funny Friend Quotes

Life Is So Much Friendlier With Two.

I've Always Said That In Politics, Your Enemies Can't Hurt You, But Your Friends Will Kill You.

My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem. But They Don't Really Know Me.

Why Would Anybody Want A Friend?

It Reminds Me Of Like This Pathetic Friend That Everybody Had When They Were A Little Kid Who Would Let You Borrow Any Of His Stuff If You Would Just Be His Friend. That's What The Library Is. A Government Funded Pathetic Friend.

True Friendship's Laws Are By This Rule Express'd, Welcome The Coming, Speed The Parting Guest.

I Just Killed My Best Friend... And My Worst Enemy. What's The Difference?

Some People Look For A Beautiful Place, Others Make A Place Beautiful.

A Friend Is Long Sought, Hardly Found, And With Difficulty Kept.

We English Are Good At Forgiving Our Enemies; It Releases Us From The Obligation Of Liking Our Friends.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

It Is Good To Have Some Friends Both In Heaven And Hell.