List Of Discworld Quotes

Just Because It's Not Nice Doesn't Mean It's Not Miraculous.

Inside Every Sane Person There’s A Madman Struggling To Get Out.

And It Came To Pass That In Time The Great God Om Spake Unto Brutha, The Chosen One: "psst!

And All Those Exclamation Marks, You Notice? Five? A Sure Sign Of Someone Who Wears His Underpants On His Head.

I Imagine That Fish Have No Word For Water.

Despite Rumor, Death Isn't Cruel--merely Terribly, Terribly Good At His Job.

His Movements Could Be Called Cat-like, Except That He Did Not Stop To Spray Urine Up Against Things.

The Pamphlet Was Very Patriotic. That Is, It Talked About Killing Foreigners.

The Figures Looked More Or Less Human. And They Were Engaged In Religion. You Could Tell By The Knives (it's Not Murder If You Do It For A God).

Words Are The Litmus Paper Of The Mind.

A Good Bookshop Is Just A Genteel Black Hole That Knows How To Read.

As We All Know, The Discworld Is A Flat Planet - Like A Geological Pizza, But Without The Anchovies.