Youth Is When You Think You'll Live

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.