Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.