Your Mother Was A Hamster And You

I Think We're All Born With A Sense Of Humor. Creativity Is Another Thing Though.

Creativity Is Not The Possession Of Some Special Talent. It’s About The Willingness To Play.

Other People, You Know, Put A Latex Rubber On, You Know, To Become Sexually Excited. There's So Much I Don't Understand.

Your Mother Was A Hamster And You Father Smelled Of Elder Berries.

I Wish You Wusses Would Stop Whining About Your Unhappiness. I'm Really Fed Up With It. Pour Yourself A Scotch And Pull Yourself Together. Go Out And Shoot Something!