I Don't Like Theatrical Actors And Actresses.

My Father Worked For The Same Firm For 12 Years. They Fired Him And Replaced Him With A Tiny Gadget That Does Everything My Father Does, Only Much Better. The Depressing Thing Is My Mother Ran Out And Bought One

Dear Mom And Dad, Leave $50,000 In A Bag Under The Bridge On Decatur Street. If There Is No Bridge On Decatur Street, Please Build One.

The Heart Wants What It Wants.

Many People Who Get A Lot Of Money Are Willing To Work With Me For No Money. This Is True.

Sex Is The Most Fun You Can Have Without Laughing.