Young Jimmy Dean Fell Off The World

So Many People Have Really Wanted To Die. They Seem Ashamed To Say So. I Think It Would Help If They Would Say So

My Name Is Real, Which Probably Explains Why I Never Became A Superstar... How Would That Look In Lights?

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!

My Admiration For The Phenomenon Of Alcoholics Anonymous Is Boundless.