With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For,

I'd Stand In Line For Confession With Old People And Little Kids, And As The Line Moved Up And It Was Getting Closer To My Turn, I Knew That When I Got Into The Box I Would Lie! Again!

I Never Wanted A Guardian Angel. I Didn't Ask For One. One Was Assigned To Me.

I Think The Exorcist Was The Hardest Work I've Ever Done

Neiman-marcus Is One Thing, And The Dallas Cowboys Are Another.

I've Always Had Bronchitis. I've Been Administered The Sacrament Of Death Three Times For It