You're Never Really Playing Yourself. You're Always

I Love The Fame And The Money And The Power. You Have To Keep Working To Have That.

Everyone Keeps Asking Me, What Are You Doing? I Say, Why Do I Need To Do Anything? I'm Rich.

It's Good Xerox Is Known For Its Copying Machines, And It's Good Jim Carrey Is Known For Comedy.

A Gay Man Can Be Friends With A Straight Man. That Can Happen.

I Don't Believe In Having To Show Anybody Anything. I Just Do My Work. You Know, Making A Living As An Actor Is Such A Rarity On Earth. It's Like Making A Living As A Painter. So I Look At Different Opportunities In The Same Way As Jack Nicholson, Who Said Once, "keep Popping Up In Different Holes. That's What You Want To Do: Just Keep Popping Up In Different Holes." That Made A Lot Of Sense To Me.