You Might Be A Redneck If You

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

You Might Be A Redneck If More Than One Living Relative Is Named After A Southern Civil War General.

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

It Seems Like Movies That Have Heart To Them Always Do Well, And They Find Their Audience.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.