You Might Be A Redneck If You

I Was Talking To Alan Jackson. He Had His Second Greatest Hits Album. He Said, You Don't Ever Get Into This Really Thinking You're Gonna Make It.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Beer Can Collection Is Considered A Tourist Attraction In Your Home Town.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Home Shopping Channel Operator Recognizes Your Voice.