You Might Be A Redneck If You

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Episode Of Walker, Texas Ranger Changed Your Life.

It's Not My Dreams That Get Me In Trouble, It's What My Wife Dreams I Did. My Wife Punched Me In The Middle Of The Night; I Woke Up And Went Oww! What Was That For?, And She Goes I Dreamt You Were Making Out With Faith Hill. I Said I Wasn't Dreaming Anything! Send Her Over To My Dreams, And We'll Both Be Happy.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Started A Petition To Change The National Anthem To Georgia On My Mind.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.