You Might Be A Redneck If Motel

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Richest Member Of Your Family Bought A House And You Have To Help Take The Wheels Off Of It.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Leave Your House, You Are Followed By Federal Agents Of The Bureau Of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms, And The Only Thing You Worry About Is If You Can Lose Them Or Not.