You Might Be A Redneck If You

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Only Condiment On The Dining Room Table Is The Economy Size Bottle Of Ketchup.