You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Your License Plate Personalized Because Your Dad Made It In Prison.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.