You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

When I Was A Kid, My Parents Had A 900-pound Television On Top Of A Tv Tray. My Dad's Theory Was, 'let Him Pull It Over His Head A Few Times, He'll Learn.'

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Classes At School Were Cancelled Because The Path To The Restroom Was Flooded.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Only Condiment On The Dining Room Table Is The Economy Size Bottle Of Ketchup.