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You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stared At A Can Of Orange Juice Because It Said Concentrate.

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

I Say, If Everybody In This House Lives Where It's God First, Friends And Family Second And You Third, We Won't Ever Have An Argument.

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.