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You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Silence Of The Lambs Is What Happens When Larry Walks Out To The Barn.

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

The Thing About That Singles Apartment Is You Never Had To Clean It Up... Until The Day You Got The Security Deposit Back. You're Arguing With The Landlord... 'no Sir, The Back Door Was Missing When We Moved In Here! The Pizzas Were Always On The Ceiling!'

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.