You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Look Upon A Family Reunion As A Chance To Meet 'ms. Right

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.