You Might Be A Redneck If Taking

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To A Tupperware Party For A Haircut.

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.