You Might Be A Redneck If You

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

People Should See Your Faith. If All You Do Is Talk About Your Faith And People Don't See It, But They Ought To See It In The Way You Treat Your Family, You Treat Your Friends, You Treat Your Community.

You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon And Conoco Have Offered You Royalties For Your Hair.

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.