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You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Been Fired From A Construction Job Because Of Your Appearance.

You May Be A Redneck If . . . You Think You Are An Entrepreneur Because Of The "dirt For Sale" Sign In The Front Yard.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That Beef Jerky And Moon Pies Are Two Of The Major Food Groups.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your 'huntin Dog' Cost More Than The Truck You Drive Him Around In.