You May Not Be Able To Change

I Have Nothing Against Undertakers Personally. It's Just That I Wouldn't Want One To Bury My Sister.

Things On The Whole Are Faster In America; People Don't Stand For Election, They Run For Office. If A Person Says He's Sick, It Doesn't Mean Regurgitating, It Means Ill. Mad Means Angry, Not Insane. Don't Ask For The Left-luggage; It's Called A Checkroom.

Picking Other People's Brains Is An Art Worth Cultivating.

Objectivity? I Always Have An Objective.

When Is Conduct A Crime, And When Is A Crime Not A Crime? When "somebody Up There" - A Monarch, A Dictator, A Pope, A Legislator - So Decrees.