Picking Other People's Brains Is An Art

You May Not Be Able To Change The World, But At Least You Can Embarrass The Guilty.

Things On The Whole Are Much Faster In America; People Don't 'stand For Election', They 'run For Office.'

Now There Is A Society Where The Funeral Industry Got Completely Out Of Control.

Things On The Whole Are Faster In America; People Don't Stand For Election, They Run For Office. If A Person Says He's Sick, It Doesn't Mean Regurgitating, It Means Ill. Mad Means Angry, Not Insane. Don't Ask For The Left-luggage; It's Called A Checkroom.

Alas, Poor Yorick! How Surprised He Would Be To See How His Counterpart Of Today Is Whisked Off To A Funeral Parlor And Is In Short Order Sprayed, Sliced, Pierced, Pickled, Trussed, Trimmed, Creamed, Waxed, Painted, Rouged And Neatly Dressed - Transformed From A Common Corpse Into A Beautiful Memory Picture.