You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.