When I'm Talking To People I Like

I Am A Daylight Atheist.

I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.