You Learn Very Very Quickly That It

You Know What You Are? You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It.

I Wish I Was Like You! You Know Startled By Direct Sunlight.

As An Irish Person, There's A Historical Fascination With America: America Is The Default Green And Promised Land For Irish People And Italians; That's What We Grow Up With.

Two Young, Fit, Healthy Attractive People In Love? There’s Nothing Worse To Look At In The World.

Don't Do It! Stay Away From Your Potential. You'll Mess It Up, It's Potential, Leave It. Anyway, It's Like Your Bank Balance - You Always Have A Lot Less Than You Think.