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I Think Of Myself As A Theatre Comic Instead Of Club Comic Because I Tend To Talk For A Bit Before I Start Being Funny. I Don't Really Do The One-liners And Five Second Bits Or Whatever. But It's Good To Work Stuff Out Sometimes.

I Do Think It's Perfectly Natural And Human To Want To Invest Belief In Something. It's Just A Facet Of Who We Are. What Do I Believe In? I Believe In The Obvious Things. The People I'm Close To And My Work - It's Not Complicated.

I'm A Vegetarian, Well I'm Not Hardcore Because I Eat Meat, But Only Because I Like The Taste, And I Hate Vegetables On A Personal Level So I'm Not Too Good!

Nothing Can Make Me Feel Better Now, Except Cocaine.

All The Shy People Are Doomed! Natural Selection Favors The Loud And The Aggressive