You Know You're Ugly When You Go

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. When I Went On The Roller Coaster, My Old Man Told Me To Stand Up Straight.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!