You Know You're Ugly When You Go

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.