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You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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You Know You're Ugly When You Go
Rodney Dangerfield
You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.
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