You Know, You Get Famous And You

Anything You Can Suck At Should Make You Nervous.

I Pride Myself On Being The Guy Who Can Do Def Comedy Jam And Charlie Rose. And Do Well On Both.

I've Been Away From My Two Daughters At A Very Important Time In Their Life.'i Have Missed Most Of Girl Scout Cookie Season.last Night Zahra, My Youngest Called Me Up And Said :"daddy How Come We Never Sell The Most Cookies? How Come Mrs. Dunn Wins Every Year?"'

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?

A Comedy Club Is A Place Where You Work Out Material, You're Trying Material.