I Pride Myself On Being The Guy

There's A Difference Between Racism And "i Don't Know Any Better. I'm Clueless." Racism Is Like, "i'm Trying To Make You Feel Bad." That's Racism.

You Know Those Guys That Go To The Strip Club At The Daytime? If You're At A Strip Club, And The Sun Is Out, You Got Some Problems!

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.