You Know You Are Getting Old When

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

Everything My Mother Made Had To Cook For 80 Hours, And When She Made Matzoh Balls She Didn't Know Fluffy. Everything Sank.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.