You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That It Involves Timing.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.