You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians?

Drinking Can Bring Out A Dude That Has Some Issues.

The First Time I Got On Stage I Was 10 Years Old And I Did Impressions. I Did Cartoon Characters And I Really Got The Bug For This Life When I Saw That People Were Laughing And Saw The Attention I Was Getting.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

There's Been A Lot Of Guys That Come Out Of Texas Who Have Made It Really Big. So It's Not A Geographic Thing, It's A How Hard Are You Willing To Work For It.

Well, Like I Said, There's No Reason Everyone Can't Have A Piece Of The Pie, Even If There's A Gordo There Eating Most Of It.