You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians?

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.

A Lot Of The Comedians Nowadays Just Do Comedy As A Stepping Stone. Take For Example Dane Cook. The Guy Is Huge. The Main Reason He Got Into It Is To Do What He Is Doing Now: Film And Television Work.

Best Advice, Bro: Think Big. Don't Think Small. If You Think Small, Then You're Going To Stay Small. Think (about) The Broad Scope.

Be Personal, And Original. Try To Work Clean. Stay Away From Topical Material, As It Does Not Allow You To Craft It To Make It Better For Later. And Always Remember That It Is The Fans Who Will Make You Or Break You.

I Got On The High School Speech Team And Everyday I Would Get Up In Front Of The Class And Just Start Talking.