You Know, Look, If I Could Strangle

We Live In An Age Where Truth Really Doesn't Matter Anymore.

If You Cross Fox News Channel, It's Not Just Me, It's Roger Ailes Who Will Go After Youthe Person Gets What's Coming To Them But Never Sees It Coming. Look At Al Franken, One Day He's Going To Get A Knock On His Door And Life As He's Known It Will Change Forever. That Day Will Happen, Trust Me.

If You're Gay, You're Gay. It's My Dennis Miller Theory Of Homosexuality Shot Through The Movie "boy And The Dolphin." If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching The Movie "boy And A Dolphin" And A 27-year-old Sofia Loren Crawls Up Out Of The Aegean Sea After Sponge Diving, She's Standing There In The Deck Of The Boat In A See-through Gauze Top, Rivulets Of Water Dripping Off Her Torso Onto The Deck Of The Boat. If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching That And You Still Want To Make It With The Captain Of The Boat, You're Gay. You Can't Fight That. So It Is What It Is.

On The Policy Front, I Just Believe That Barack Obama Was Misguided. That He Somehow Sees This Country As Being In Need Of A Drastic Overhaul. What He Tried To Do Actually Hurt The Country Rather Than Helped It And The Best Example Is Obamacare. It's A Good Idea To Insure People Who Can't Or Won't Buy Insurance But You Can't Punish The Working Class To Make It Happen, Which He Did. Now Everybody's Paying Higher Premiums And More Deductibles That's Coming Out Of Working People's Pockets And That's One Of The Reasons That His Legacy Has Been Refuted.

I Used To Be A Wicked Disco Guy.