I Used To Be A Wicked Disco

I Like Barack Obama As A Person And I Think He Is A Sincere Man. I Think He And His Wife Conducted Themselves Magnificently In The White House. There's Not A Better Role Model For American Kids To Watch Barack And Michelle Obama, So All Of That Is Off-the-chart Positive.

If You Start Paying Attention To Tom Hanks, You Realize That He's Not The Jimmy Stewart Of Our Age. He's A Very Nice Man. Everyone That I Know That Knows Him Says He's A Great Father. But, Let's Not Pretend That He's Something That He's Not. He's Just Like George Clooney. He's A Very Radical Leftist.

I Think I Understand The Constitution A Little Bit Because In 1971 We Went Off The Gold Standard Under President Nixon Into The Federal Reserve Notes Because We Were A Worldwide Currency.

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'

And Guys, If You Exploit A Girl, It Will Come Back To Get You. That's Called 'karma.'